Thou name art confirmed

HeHe like the title??? Well you won't like the title of this. My mom got the email from my coach saying the name of our team, as awful as it is, is 'The Purple Platypuses" AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! *pulls hair out* Good god in Heaven, it's awful! It makes me want to take a knife to the bimbo responsible for this disgrace! I am going to have to quite literally grin and bear it ALL SEASON LONG! But it's out of my hands now. That's that I suppose.

By the way,
My little 5 year old sister is very sick with a fever and stomach thing. She has been in her bed for two days eating small simple foods and water. Pray for the little thing will ya? Thanks!